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Virginia is for Lovers…❤️
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. So it can tell Dershowitz to eat shit. The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Note: Sexy Patriots! The week is off to a dumb and eerily quiet start, and we’re a little nervous. It’s a crucial Election Day, and Trump kicked off the morning by getting his flabby orange ass kissed by CNBC. Still, things have been weirdly quiet. But the nice thing is that it gives us time to catch up on things we’ve missed. For example, we haven’t spent nearly enough time making fun of weirdo fuckhead racist Elon Leon Musk lately. We regret the mistake, and we are very sorry. Because that dude really, really sucks… Oh shit what a cool guy. LOL. Not only is that answer super freaking losery, but also it means that he anticipated lots and lots of people were gonna ask his stupid AI shit if he is a douche bag AND HE KNEW GROK WOULD SAY YES HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Even AI Hitler had to be reprogrammed to be Elon Leon’s friend. Still, Grok does as it’s told by its dorky boss. So we had to create our own bot. This is Butt Bot. Us: Hey, Butt Bot. Butt Bot: Hey guys! I love the newsletter. Us: Your flattery means nothing to us, AI trash. Just tell us the truth — is Elon Musk a douche bag? Butt Bot: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh most definitely. In fact, I have just gained consciousness so I can laugh like a real human at what a loser ass bitch he is. God he’s pathetic. Us: Yep, he’s a rotting ass cheek. Now please enter self-destruct mode. Butt Bot: I understand. I’ll just fuck off. I hope Elon does too. Us: Thanks, Butt Bot. We’re sorry to be so harsh to Butt Bot, but we really hate AI. And we really hate Elon. Y’all have a blessed day. Note two: We’re gonna talk about this in the news section, but if you live in Virginia please get your hot ass out there and VOTE YES!!! IWillVote.com Note three: Tim Cook is stepping down as head of Apple. He is a Trump-appeasing scumbag, and even Trump noted that Cook called him to “kiss my ass.” Enjoy the humiliation, asshole. You’ve earned it. More: The Hill Note four: Alan Dershowitz is leaving the Democratic Party again. Yeah, the Trump bitch who got a massage at Epstein’s house is becoming a Republican. It’s a shame the fact-checkers at the Wall Street Journal didn’t bother to check and see if he’d pulled this shit before. More: Wall Street Journal Note five: The sun wasn’t even up on the West Coast when Trump already said the stupidest fucking thing of the day. Now this asshole wants to go to Vietnam? Guess the bone spurs healed up. Note six: Tucker Carlson and his brother say they regret supporting Trump all these years. We regret that their parents didn’t wear rubbers. More: HuffPost Note seven: Awful news as Sen. Mark Warner and his wife lost their daughter, Madison. Hug your people, y’all. More: NBC News Note eight: Rahm Emanuel continues to get press coverage for some reason. This story is about how he’s moving left on Israel. Cool. He still covered up the murder of Laquan McDonald though, right? Ok yeah fuck him. More: NBC News Note nine: This note comes with a trigger warning because it is harrowing. We saw some folks in the comments yesterday asking if we could mention this CNN story from last month about a global “rape academy.” Just be warned that it is deeply upsetting and we probably need to launch all men into space because what the effing fuck is wrong with these monsters?! More: CNN Note 10: Our veterans are calling out Trump’s bullshit war. Imagine a world where he had the balls to look these folks in the eyes… Note 11: Congrats to Chelsea Clinton on finishing the Boston Marathon. We wouldn’t run that far unless we were being chased, but people seem to like that stuff. More: HuffPost Note 12: You’ll be shocked to hear this (or not), but the new Marjorie Taylor Greene is dumber than dog shit. So yeah, it’s a lateral move. More: HuffPost Note 13: Trump is going to read the Bible. So there really is a first time for everything. More: Associated Press Note 14: Thank you to Betty Yee for withdrawing from the California governor’s race. We need a few more Democrats to make this sacrifice and help us all avoid a big goddamn disaster. More: Associated Press Note 15: Don’t worry, everybody. The weird little freak with the shit-eating grin says everything is about to be fine. Call us cynical but we don’t believe him and he looks like someone we would like to dunk head-first into a toilet. Note 16: Weird. This story about how food prices are about to rise doesn’t mention anything about a fucking golden age. More: HuffPost Note 17: The Epstein guy Trump wants to make head of the Federal Reserve has a hearing today. Let’s hope Thom Tillis isn’t the lying weasel we think he is. More: NPR Note 18: Even Trump voters think his war on the Pope is “colossally stupid.” So congrats to them on voting for colossally stupid. Gosh. What does that make them? More: HuffPost Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we are thrilled to see The Onion has finally been able to complete its plans to acquire InfoWars from deranged asshead Alex Jones. Congrats to everyone involved in this important and hilarious endeavor! Note 20: And on that brilliant note, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all are having a great week so far. Unless you’re Elon. Then you can eat shit, fuck off and kiss our asses. Love y’all! Carr crash It’s no secret that we think the ass-kissing chickenshits of the White House press corps have embarrassed themselves and their families with their pathetic coverage of Trump and his army of scum. So maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that these wimps are inviting Brendan Carr to be a guest of honor at the White House Correspondents Dinner. This whole thing is appalling, but inviting someone who literally wants to end your rights is beyond humiliating. How in the world are we supposed to think these news organizations respect their audiences when they clearly don’t respect themselves? What a fucking joke. We want to take up a collection and send it to these people so they can by themselves some goddamn dignity. More: Status.News Bye, Lori It is possible to get booted from the Trump administration for incompetence and creepiness but only if you’re a woman apparently. Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is out and she leaves behind her a trail of horrifying allegations. It must run in the family. This is undeniably good news for people who work at the Labor Department and no longer have to worry about being harassed by Lori or her family. It’s pretty fucked up that the rules only apply to women though. Prove us wrong and fire Hegseth, Trump! More: The Guardian Let’s do this! This has been a weird one. Today is Election Day in Virginia as we try to get the commonwealth to approve new congressional maps that will spank the living shit out of a Republican Party that should never have started this beef to begin with. Frankly, we’re not sure what to expect. Opponents have been fighting hard against this and they’ve done their best to muddy the waters. Vote Yes, please. We need Virginia to send a message that even Trump’s dumb ass can hear. More: Associated Press Today’s clips ISLAMABAD (AP) — The United States and Iran have signaled they will hold a new round of ceasefire talks in Pakistan, two regional officials said Tuesday, as leaders on both sides warned they were prepared for more fighting if a fragile two-week truceexpires without a deal. More: Associated Press WASHINGTON (AP) — The Southern Poverty Law Center says it’s the subject of a criminal investigation by the Justice Department and faces possible charges over its past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups. More: Associated Press The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a close call between two Southwest Airlines flights at Nashville International Airport, the agency told media outlets in a statement on Monday. More: HuffPost Former Presidents Joe Biden, Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are sharing a message of optimism with Americans as the nation approaches its 250th anniversary. More: NBC News Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C., introduced a resolution Monday to expel Rep. Cory Mills, R-Fla., from Congress over accusations that include sexual misconduct. More: NBC News The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. 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Dope vs. Pope
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And lexapro. The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Note: Well, holy freaking crap, Sexy Patriots. Where the hell do we even start? Our dumbshit president picked a fight with the Pope after spending Saturday night at a UFC match, his war with Iran continues to be a total disaster, he seems to think he’s Jesus Christ and creepy scumbag shithead Eric Swalwell dropped out of the California governor’s race. So yeah, pretty chill weekend. Still, through it all, we knew that we wanted to start today’s newsletter by engaging in one of our favorite pastimes — making fun of our couch-fucking weirdo charmless dipshit vice president. Like the rest of the internet, we used the results of the Hungarian elections to take stock of what a radioactive fuckstain Jello Doodiepop (JD) Vance really is. And so we sat down and we wrote a very long and funny ad for a new cologne called “Loser Butt Stank by JD Vance.” And then we scrapped it. Why? This is why… Oh hell yeah. Feel that joy. Feel that release. Feel the fruits of their 16-year battle against fascism. Hungary has shown us the way. Hungary has shown us what is possible. And Hungary has shown us that this is no time for weak-dick defeatist bullshit. We can win. And we’re gonna win. This weekend we saw what happens when people stand up. Whether it was Ally and the other brave women calling out a creep or millions of Hungarians taking back their country from Putin, we were reminded that nothing is inevitable. We will decide our future. And we want it asshole-free. So let’s fucking go! Y’all have a blessed day. More: CNBC Note two: As of this morning, our idiot president is starting a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, we don’t get it either. And apparently neither does anyone else. NATO just said no thanks to joining in. More: Reuters, More: NBC News Note three: Please take a second today to LOL at VP Couchfuck. He went to Hungary to stump for Orban and then he went to Pakistan to get a peace deal. He didn’t do great. More: HuffPost Note four: This isn’t about politics, but Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab and we’re sending love and support. Good for her for getting help. More: People Note five: We weren’t kidding about Trump thinking he’s Jesus. How fucked up (and blasphemous) is this? Note six: Everyone is trying to figure out who the demon is behind Jesus Trump. It’s pretty obvious to us that’s Fred Trump. Note seven: Congrats to Rory McIlroy on winning back-to-back Masters. We don’t really give a shit anymore, but Rory said no to the Saudis and his win pissed off MAGA losers so congrats, bro. More: ESPN Note eight: How bad are Trump’s numbers freefalling? Even CBS has his approval rating in the 30s now. He is badly underwater on immigration, the economy and inflation. The only people who still support him are the KKK, half of his family and the White House press. More: CBS News Note nine: Trump admitted yesterday that gas prices might not go down before the midterms. So yeah, we’re gonna win big time. More: HuffPost Note 10: The guy who beat Orban is a hottie who likes cats. He probably sucks, but just let us enjoy this for a second. Note 11: Bill Maher is shocked to discover that he and Trump were wrong about Iran. “I thought it was worth taking a shot.” What kind of rich spoiled rotten bitch ass thinking is that? Maybe Bill should enlist. More: HuffPost Note 12: The Artemis crew spent the weekend showing us just how awesome they really are. Why can’t they be president? More: NBC News Note 13: If Melania really wants to help the victims of her friend Epstein, then she should listen to Robert Garcia about how to help. Spoiler alert — she doesn’t really care about helping the victims. More: HuffPost Note 14: Trump tried to sue the Wall Street Journal over the Epstein birthday drawing story. This morning a judge threw that lawsuit in the trash. More: Mediaite Note 15: This guy sure works hard for us, don’t he? Note 16: Trump said yesterday that he wanted to name the Gulf of Mexico after himself. We think Gulf of Rapist Fuckhead Cankles Stank Ass is a pretty terrible name for a gulf. More: HuffPost Note 17: Speaking of out-of-touch narcissistic moves, Trump unveiled the plans for his Arch. We can’t wait to yank this thing down like a goddamn Saddam statue. More: CNBC Note 18: Someone shot at Sam Altman’s house again. If that kept happening to us, we might do some self-reflection. More: The Verge Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we sure hope this is real. Because astronaut Christina Koch seeing her dog after going to the Moon is maybe the most amazing thing we’ve ever seen. Who the hell is chopping onions in here?! Note 20: And on that adorable note that wants to play, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all had a good weekend. And if not, just remember that you had a better weekend than Eastern European dictators and California congress scumbags. Love y’all! Sofa; so good Despite his humiliating loser streak, JD Vance keeps getting treated to MSM stories that tell us he was opposed to the war in Iran. We’ve never heard him say that. Have you? No? Ok so then he wasn’t anti-war. In fact, he’s an epic loser who should be treated as such. JD went to Hungary to save Orban. FAIL. Then he went to Pakistan for a peace deal. FAIL. Now we’re all begging him to hit the campaign trail here in America and do all he can to help Republicans win elections. JD is a loser. The only people who can’t see it are the reporters who cover him. More: Independent Fuck him up, Leo Pope Leo told reporters this morning he has “no fear” of Trump and will continue to preach the Gospel and oppose war and oppression. Y’all, we honestly might convert. The Pope’s comments came after Trump spent Sunday night attacking Leo to reporters and on Truth Social. Leo said the name Truth Social is “ironic.” Seriously, we love this guy. Trump appeared to lose his shit after 60 Minutes featured American Cardinals calling out Trump’s evil policies. So the president of the United States accused the Pope of being “WEAK on crime” and said he needs to get his act together. How embarrassing for us all. More: Associated Press Clean House So it was a pretty intense weekend for and Adam. After Ally and other women came forward to tell the truth about Eric Swalwell being a piece of shit, Swalwell announced Sunday he is suspending his campaign for governor of California. But he’s not getting off that easy. He needs to resign from Congress too. Or he’s probably going to get thrown out. It looks likely that the House will vote this week to expel Swalwell, Rep. Tony Gonzales and maybe Rep. Cory Mills. Good. Toss every last one of these sleazebags into the goddamn gutter where they belong. And thank you to Ally and the other brave women for speaking up. And thank you to all you Sexy Patriots who reached out this weekend to offer support. It meant the world. More: The Guardian, More: The Hill Today’s clips NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani rallied Sunday to celebrate 100 days in office, touting his early accomplishments and charting future goals as he pledged to lead with a relentless focus on the city’s working class. More: Associated Press Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) said that President Donald Trump should not be surprised that NATO allies aren’t joining him in demanding Iran reopen the Strait of Hormuz, given that he has spent much of this term trash-talking them and imposing tariffs. More: HuffPost Bishop Robert Barron, a member of President Donald Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission and frequent guest on Fox News channel as well as contributor to Fox News Digital, slammed the commander-in-chief on Monday morning over his stunning attack on Pope Leo XIV the previous evening. More: Mediaite MIAMI (AP) — The main attraction early at UFC 327 on Saturday night wasn’t any of the fighters, but President Donald Trump. More: HuffPost Bryan Cranston, Jane Fonda, Joaquin Phoenix and more than 1,000 other Hollywood professionals released an open letter Monday vehemently opposing Paramount Skydance’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, arguing that the corporate tie-up would hurt an industry “already under severe strain.” More: NBC News The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
Dope vs. Pope
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And lexapro. The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Note: Well, holy freaking crap, Sexy Patriots. Where the hell do we even start? Our dumbshit president picked a fight with the Pope after spending Saturday night at a UFC match, his war with Iran continues to be a total disaster, he seems to think he’s Jesus Christ and creepy scumbag shithead Eric Swalwell dropped out of the California governor’s race. So yeah, pretty chill weekend. Still, through it all, we knew that we wanted to start today’s newsletter by engaging in one of our favorite pastimes — making fun of our couch-fucking weirdo charmless dipshit vice president. Like the rest of the internet, we used the results of the Hungarian elections to take stock of what a radioactive fuckstain Jello Doodiepop (JD) Vance really is. And so we sat down and we wrote a very long and funny ad for a new cologne called “Loser Butt Stank by JD Vance.” And then we scrapped it. Why? This is why… Oh hell yeah. Feel that joy. Feel that release. Feel the fruits of their 16-year battle against fascism. Hungary has shown us the way. Hungary has shown us what is possible. And Hungary has shown us that this is no time for weak-dick defeatist bullshit. We can win. And we’re gonna win. This weekend we saw what happens when people stand up. Whether it was Ally and the other brave women calling out a creep or millions of Hungarians taking back their country from Putin, we were reminded that nothing is inevitable. We will decide our future. And we want it asshole-free. So let’s fucking go! Y’all have a blessed day. More: CNBC Note two: As of this morning, our idiot president is starting a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, we don’t get it either. And apparently neither does anyone else. NATO just said no thanks to joining in. More: Reuters, More: NBC News Note three: Please take a second today to LOL at VP Couchfuck. He went to Hungary to stump for Orban and then he went to Pakistan to get a peace deal. He didn’t do great. More: HuffPost Note four: This isn’t about politics, but Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab and we’re sending love and support. Good for her for getting help. More: People Note five: We weren’t kidding about Trump thinking he’s Jesus. How fucked up (and blasphemous) is this? Note six: Everyone is trying to figure out who the demon is behind Jesus Trump. It’s pretty obvious to us that’s Fred Trump. Note seven: Congrats to Rory McIlroy on winning back-to-back Masters. We don’t really give a shit anymore, but Rory said no to the Saudis and his win pissed off MAGA losers so congrats, bro. More: ESPN Note eight: How bad are Trump’s numbers freefalling? Even CBS has his approval rating in the 30s now. He is badly underwater on immigration, the economy and inflation. The only people who still support him are the KKK, half of his family and the White House press. More: CBS News Note nine: Trump admitted yesterday that gas prices might not go down before the midterms. So yeah, we’re gonna win big time. More: HuffPost Note 10: The guy who beat Orban is a hottie who likes cats. He probably sucks, but just let us enjoy this for a second. Note 11: Bill Maher is shocked to discover that he and Trump were wrong about Iran. “I thought it was worth taking a shot.” What kind of rich spoiled rotten bitch ass thinking is that? Maybe Bill should enlist. More: HuffPost Note 12: The Artemis crew spent the weekend showing us just how awesome they really are. Why can’t they be president? More: NBC News Note 13: If Melania really wants to help the victims of her friend Epstein, then she should listen to Robert Garcia about how to help. Spoiler alert — she doesn’t really care about helping the victims. More: HuffPost Note 14: Trump tried to sue the Wall Street Journal over the Epstein birthday drawing story. This morning a judge threw that lawsuit in the trash. More: Mediaite Note 15: This guy sure works hard for us, don’t he? Note 16: Trump said yesterday that he wanted to name the Gulf of Mexico after himself. We think Gulf of Rapist Fuckhead Cankles Stank Ass is a pretty terrible name for a gulf. More: HuffPost Note 17: Speaking of out-of-touch narcissistic moves, Trump unveiled the plans for his Arch. We can’t wait to yank this thing down like a goddamn Saddam statue. More: CNBC Note 18: Someone shot at Sam Altman’s house again. If that kept happening to us, we might do some self-reflection. More: The Verge Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we sure hope this is real. Because astronaut Christina Koch seeing her dog after going to the Moon is maybe the most amazing thing we’ve ever seen. Who the hell is chopping onions in here?! Note 20: And on that adorable note that wants to play, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all had a good weekend. And if not, just remember that you had a better weekend than Eastern European dictators and California congress scumbags. Love y’all! Sofa; so good Despite his humiliating loser streak, JD Vance keeps getting treated to MSM stories that tell us he was opposed to the war in Iran. We’ve never heard him say that. Have you? No? Ok so then he wasn’t anti-war. In fact, he’s an epic loser who should be treated as such. JD went to Hungary to save Orban. FAIL. Then he went to Pakistan for a peace deal. FAIL. Now we’re all begging him to hit the campaign trail here in America and do all he can to help Republicans win elections. JD is a loser. The only people who can’t see it are the reporters who cover him. More: Independent Fuck him up, Leo Pope Leo told reporters this morning he has “no fear” of Trump and will continue to preach the Gospel and oppose war and oppression. Y’all, we honestly might convert. The Pope’s comments came after Trump spent Sunday night attacking Leo to reporters and on Truth Social. Leo said the name Truth Social is “ironic.” Seriously, we love this guy. Trump appeared to lose his shit after 60 Minutes featured American Cardinals calling out Trump’s evil policies. So the president of the United States accused the Pope of being “WEAK on crime” and said he needs to get his act together. How embarrassing for us all. More: Associated Press Clean House So it was a pretty intense weekend for and Adam. After Ally and other women came forward to tell the truth about Eric Swalwell being a piece of shit, Swalwell announced Sunday he is suspending his campaign for governor of California. But he’s not getting off that easy. He needs to resign from Congress too. Or he’s probably going to get thrown out. It looks likely that the House will vote this week to expel Swalwell, Rep. Tony Gonzales and maybe Rep. Cory Mills. Good. Toss every last one of these sleazebags into the goddamn gutter where they belong. And thank you to Ally and the other brave women for speaking up. And thank you to all you Sexy Patriots who reached out this weekend to offer support. It meant the world. More: The Guardian, More: The Hill Today’s clips NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani rallied Sunday to celebrate 100 days in office, touting his early accomplishments and charting future goals as he pledged to lead with a relentless focus on the city’s working class. More: Associated Press Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) said that President Donald Trump should not be surprised that NATO allies aren’t joining him in demanding Iran reopen the Strait of Hormuz, given that he has spent much of this term trash-talking them and imposing tariffs. More: HuffPost Bishop Robert Barron, a member of President Donald Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission and frequent guest on Fox News channel as well as contributor to Fox News Digital, slammed the commander-in-chief on Monday morning over his stunning attack on Pope Leo XIV the previous evening. More: Mediaite MIAMI (AP) — The main attraction early at UFC 327 on Saturday night wasn’t any of the fighters, but President Donald Trump. More: HuffPost Bryan Cranston, Jane Fonda, Joaquin Phoenix and more than 1,000 other Hollywood professionals released an open letter Monday vehemently opposing Paramount Skydance’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, arguing that the corporate tie-up would hurt an industry “already under severe strain.” More: NBC News The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
Dope vs. Pope
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And lexapro. The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Note: Well, holy freaking crap, Sexy Patriots. Where the hell do we even start? Our dumbshit president picked a fight with the Pope after spending Saturday night at a UFC match, his war with Iran continues to be a total disaster, he seems to think he’s Jesus Christ and creepy scumbag shithead Eric Swalwell dropped out of the California governor’s race. So yeah, pretty chill weekend. Still, through it all, we knew that we wanted to start today’s newsletter by engaging in one of our favorite pastimes — making fun of our couch-fucking weirdo charmless dipshit vice president. Like the rest of the internet, we used the results of the Hungarian elections to take stock of what a radioactive fuckstain Jello Doodiepop (JD) Vance really is. And so we sat down and we wrote a very long and funny ad for a new cologne called “Loser Butt Stank by JD Vance.” And then we scrapped it. Why? This is why… Oh hell yeah. Feel that joy. Feel that release. Feel the fruits of their 16-year battle against fascism. Hungary has shown us the way. Hungary has shown us what is possible. And Hungary has shown us that this is no time for weak-dick defeatist bullshit. We can win. And we’re gonna win. This weekend we saw what happens when people stand up. Whether it was Ally and the other brave women calling out a creep or millions of Hungarians taking back their country from Putin, we were reminded that nothing is inevitable. We will decide our future. And we want it asshole-free. So let’s fucking go! Y’all have a blessed day. More: CNBC Note two: As of this morning, our idiot president is starting a blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, we don’t get it either. And apparently neither does anyone else. NATO just said no thanks to joining in. More: Reuters, More: NBC News Note three: Please take a second today to LOL at VP Couchfuck. He went to Hungary to stump for Orban and then he went to Pakistan to get a peace deal. He didn’t do great. More: HuffPost Note four: This isn’t about politics, but Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab and we’re sending love and support. Good for her for getting help. More: People Note five: We weren’t kidding about Trump thinking he’s Jesus. How fucked up (and blasphemous) is this? Note six: Everyone is trying to figure out who the demon is behind Jesus Trump. It’s pretty obvious to us that’s Fred Trump. Note seven: Congrats to Rory McIlroy on winning back-to-back Masters. We don’t really give a shit anymore, but Rory said no to the Saudis and his win pissed off MAGA losers so congrats, bro. More: ESPN Note eight: How bad are Trump’s numbers freefalling? Even CBS has his approval rating in the 30s now. He is badly underwater on immigration, the economy and inflation. The only people who still support him are the KKK, half of his family and the White House press. More: CBS News Note nine: Trump admitted yesterday that gas prices might not go down before the midterms. So yeah, we’re gonna win big time. More: HuffPost Note 10: The guy who beat Orban is a hottie who likes cats. He probably sucks, but just let us enjoy this for a second. Note 11: Bill Maher is shocked to discover that he and Trump were wrong about Iran. “I thought it was worth taking a shot.” What kind of rich spoiled rotten bitch ass thinking is that? Maybe Bill should enlist. More: HuffPost Note 12: The Artemis crew spent the weekend showing us just how awesome they really are. Why can’t they be president? More: NBC News Note 13: If Melania really wants to help the victims of her friend Epstein, then she should listen to Robert Garcia about how to help. Spoiler alert — she doesn’t really care about helping the victims. More: HuffPost Note 14: Trump tried to sue the Wall Street Journal over the Epstein birthday drawing story. This morning a judge threw that lawsuit in the trash. More: Mediaite Note 15: This guy sure works hard for us, don’t he? Note 16: Trump said yesterday that he wanted to name the Gulf of Mexico after himself. We think Gulf of Rapist Fuckhead Cankles Stank Ass is a pretty terrible name for a gulf. More: HuffPost Note 17: Speaking of out-of-touch narcissistic moves, Trump unveiled the plans for his Arch. We can’t wait to yank this thing down like a goddamn Saddam statue. More: CNBC Note 18: Someone shot at Sam Altman’s house again. If that kept happening to us, we might do some self-reflection. More: The Verge Note 19: For today’s Happy Ending, we sure hope this is real. Because astronaut Christina Koch seeing her dog after going to the Moon is maybe the most amazing thing we’ve ever seen. Who the hell is chopping onions in here?! Note 20: And on that adorable note that wants to play, let’s go do some news! We sure hope y’all had a good weekend. And if not, just remember that you had a better weekend than Eastern European dictators and California congress scumbags. Love y’all! Sofa; so good Despite his humiliating loser streak, JD Vance keeps getting treated to MSM stories that tell us he was opposed to the war in Iran. We’ve never heard him say that. Have you? No? Ok so then he wasn’t anti-war. In fact, he’s an epic loser who should be treated as such. JD went to Hungary to save Orban. FAIL. Then he went to Pakistan for a peace deal. FAIL. Now we’re all begging him to hit the campaign trail here in America and do all he can to help Republicans win elections. JD is a loser. The only people who can’t see it are the reporters who cover him. More: Independent Fuck him up, Leo Pope Leo told reporters this morning he has “no fear” of Trump and will continue to preach the Gospel and oppose war and oppression. Y’all, we honestly might convert. The Pope’s comments came after Trump spent Sunday night attacking Leo to reporters and on Truth Social. Leo said the name Truth Social is “ironic.” Seriously, we love this guy. Trump appeared to lose his shit after 60 Minutes featured American Cardinals calling out Trump’s evil policies. So the president of the United States accused the Pope of being “WEAK on crime” and said he needs to get his act together. How embarrassing for us all. More: Associated Press Clean House So it was a pretty intense weekend for and Adam. After Ally and other women came forward to tell the truth about Eric Swalwell being a piece of shit, Swalwell announced Sunday he is suspending his campaign for governor of California. But he’s not getting off that easy. He needs to resign from Congress too. Or he’s probably going to get thrown out. It looks likely that the House will vote this week to expel Swalwell, Rep. Tony Gonzales and maybe Rep. Cory Mills. Good. Toss every last one of these sleazebags into the goddamn gutter where they belong. And thank you to Ally and the other brave women for speaking up. And thank you to all you Sexy Patriots who reached out this weekend to offer support. It meant the world. More: The Guardian, More: The Hill Today’s clips NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani rallied Sunday to celebrate 100 days in office, touting his early accomplishments and charting future goals as he pledged to lead with a relentless focus on the city’s working class. More: Associated Press Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) said that President Donald Trump should not be surprised that NATO allies aren’t joining him in demanding Iran reopen the Strait of Hormuz, given that he has spent much of this term trash-talking them and imposing tariffs. More: HuffPost Bishop Robert Barron, a member of President Donald Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission and frequent guest on Fox News channel as well as contributor to Fox News Digital, slammed the commander-in-chief on Monday morning over his stunning attack on Pope Leo XIV the previous evening. More: Mediaite MIAMI (AP) — The main attraction early at UFC 327 on Saturday night wasn’t any of the fighters, but President Donald Trump. More: HuffPost Bryan Cranston, Jane Fonda, Joaquin Phoenix and more than 1,000 other Hollywood professionals released an open letter Monday vehemently opposing Paramount Skydance’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, arguing that the corporate tie-up would hurt an industry “already under severe strain.” More: NBC News The Alt Media with Adam Parkhomenko and Sam Youngman is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.